Tuesday, March 30, 2021

My Interview on Morning Moments

I recently had the privilege of being interviewed by Andy Kirkendall on his Morning Moments program. It was loads of fun with laughs and learning about stepping out of your comfort zone. 




Check out my interview on Morning Moments by Andy Kirkendall

Friday, February 19, 2021

Is It Hot In Here to You?

            Menopause is a trying time for a woman and everyone else around her. It’s a time when mood changes, hot flashes, irritability and emotions all clash together at once and create, “The Change of Life Monster.” 

I remember going shopping in a mall with my sister, Robbie and our mom one Saturday. It was cold outside and I had worn a sweater with a t-shirt underneath. While we were looking around I started to feel my internal oven come on and the heat rising from my feet and slowly creeping up over my entire body. In the meantime, Robbie found a pair of pants she liked and called me over to take a look at them. She held them up for me to see and I told her they looked fine as I tugged at my sweater. She stood in front of a mirror, trying to decide if she wanted to go into a fitting room and try on the pants. She turned from side to side admiring them from every angle. Mom was nearby giving her opinion as well. As I waited, sweat began to roll down the back of my neck and the temperature from my internal oven had now reached an all time high. 

While Robbie and Mom discussed whether or not she should try on the pants I lost complete control right there in the store. “JUST TRY ON THE PANTS FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE,” I screamed at the top of my lungs. “WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING AT THEM IN THE MIRROR? TRY ON THE STUPID PANTS ALREADY! THAT’S THE ONLY WAY YOU’RE GOING TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BUY THEM! DO SOMETHING! AT LEAST WALK TOWARD THE FITTING ROOM. HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO STAND HERE IN THIS HOT, UNCOMFORTABLE STORE AND STARE AT THESE UGLY PANTS? HUH? HOW LONG? IS IT HOT IN HERE TO YOU? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS LIKE SHE’S GOING TO EXPLODE IN ABOUT IN A MILLION PIECES? LOOK, EITHER BUY THE DUMB PANTS OR MOVE ON! WE CAN’T STAND HERE ALL DAY!”

 Once I finally came to my senses, I realized Mom and Robbie were clinging to each other, holding on for dear life. They were staring at me like I had turned into the “Incredible Hulk” right before their eyes. 

“I’m not getting these pants,” said Robbie, quickly hanging them back on the rack. 

“OH YES YOU ARE, BABY!” I screamed again. “DON’T TELL ME WE SPENT ALL THIS TIME ADMIRING THESE DUMB PANTS AND NOW YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY THEM ON!” 

I took the pants off the rack and threw them back at Robbie. Mom took a precautionary step backwards. Then I got about two inches from Robbie’s face and yelled. “TAKE THE PANTS AND GO TO THE FITTING ROOM AND TRY THEM ON! NOW! 

Robbie scurried off to the fitting room looking like the cowardly lion when the Wizard of Oz screamed at him to GO! Mom headed off behind her, not wanting to be left alone with me. 

 “AAAH!” I screamed, tugging at the neck of my sweater. “WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?”

I ran to the nearest store exit, pulling off my sweater as I went. I stepped outside into the freezing weather wearing only a short-sleeve t-shirt and breathed a sigh of relief. As I stood there, holding my sweater in my hand, people were rushing to get in out of the cold. They all looked at me as if I was crazy; everyone, that is except one woman. As she was going inside she caught my eye and smiled as if to say, I feel your agony, honey.

When I finally cooled down and went back inside, Robbie and Mom were standing there waiting for me. Robbie was holding a bag with the pants, which she had quickly purchased while I was outside. They were both staring at me, trying to figure out whether or not it was safe to ride home with me. I felt badly about how I had acted earlier, so I apologized to them and asked if they wanted to go and get a cup of coffee. 

“NO!” They both shouted at the same time. I guess they didn’t want to take a chance on me drinking a hot beverage for fear the monster would reappear. 

It was very quiet in the car as we drove back home. A song came on the radio and tears started to form in my eyes. The next thing I knew I was blubbering. 

“Are you okay?” asked Robbie. 

“I’m all right,” I sobbed. “It’s just such a really sad song.” 

Robbie looked at me. “It’s ‘Monday, Monday’ by the ‘Mamas and the Papas’. You’ve heard it a thousand times. It’s not that sad.” 

I snapped my head to look at her, “WELL IT’S SAD TO ME, OKAY?” Nothing else was said after that. Robbie just left me to my blubbering for the rest of the drive home. 

After some coaxing from my family I decided o see my family doctor and discovered I wasn’t going crazy after all, but I was going through a change. The doctor asked me a lot of questions and it seemed like she had been following me around for the last six months, observing all of my symptoms. 

“Do you cry easily?” the doctor asked. 

“Yes,” I answered. 

“Do you suddenly get very hot for no apparent reason?” she asked. 

“Yes, I do,” I answered again. 

And so it went with me answering yes to every question. My body was changing and I wasn’t aware of what was going on inside of me. It was actually comforting to find out I wasn’t losing my mind. 

After much discussion the doctor and I agreed on a prescription to help ease the symptoms. My family calls them my “Happy Pills.” Although I still suffer with some symptoms, the hot flashes are not as severe and I’m sleeping a little better. I’ve managed to calm the “Change of Life Monster” to a more manageable “Sometimes Irritable and Occasionally Emotional with just a Splash of Hot Flashes Kind of Woman.” 

All through our lives we experience change. Our emotions are up and down. Some days we feel good and, on others, we feel bad. We experience happiness and, unfortunately, great sadness at various seasons of our lifetime. That is why it is so important to not be led by how we feel at any given moment or to make decisions based on our emotions. 

Hebrews 13:8 says, “Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.” It is better to be led by Christ than by our constantly shifting and changing feelings. 

Women especially need to heed this warning because we are more emotional than men and feelings play a big role in our lives. Remember who you are in Christ instead of giving into your emotions by making life-altering decisions without trusting God to give direction and guidance. Trust the God who “does not change like shifting shadows,” as it says in James 1:17. Make your emotions the caboose, not the engine. 


Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Be Careful What You Ask For


I’ve always been somewhat of a computer nerd. I like keeping up with the latest and the greatest in automation. If it makes life easier, I like to use it. But my sister, Robbie, is not so keen. She uses a computer all day long and has an updated smart phone. However, if anything goes wrong with any of her devices she comes running to me for help. She doesn’t want details about what went wrong. She just wants me to fix it and let her get on with whatever she was doing. 

 

One day I decided we needed to update the internet and router in our home because we weren’t getting the speed we needed. So I called our internet provider and explained what I needed. The company informed me that I needed to purchase a new router and a more up to date modem box. As we talked, the person helping me asked if the internet account was in my name. As it happened, it was set up in Robbie’s name years ago. Usually I just say I’m Robbie to avoid any chance of putting Robbie on the phone with any sort of technical person. She just glazes over and, in the end, when you ask her questions about the conversation she just gives you a blank look. However, for some reason during this call I had already said my name. The person I was speaking with insisted on talking to the person whose name was on the account. 

 

I put the person on hold and told Robbie she had to speak to them herself. I explained that we needed an updated router and modem box. She only needed to let the person on the phone know I had her permission to update the equipment.

 

As I handed the phone to Robbie she had this unusual look of confidence. She even winked at me as if to say, “don’t worry, I’ve got this.” This worried me. Now don’t get me wrong. Robbie has plenty of knowledge and confidence in various areas. It’s just that computers is not one of them.

 

As Robbie began to talk I found myself holding my breath. 

 

“Hello, this is Robin Boyette,” Robbie began. “I’m calling because we need a box of Imodium. Then she turned and winked at me with a confident smile. My heart sank. 

 

“Not Imodium!” I shouted. “We need a new modem box!” 

 

Robbie’s face turned a very bright shade of red. 

 

“Um, could you just put your sister back on the phone, please?” the woman on the phone asked.

 

Robbie reluctantly handed the phone back to me. “She wants to talk to you,” she said.

 

I took the phone and asked if she could please let me put her on hold for just a moment. Then I just lost it. I fell on the floor laughing so hard I didn’t think I would ever recover. “Imodium!” I kept repeating in between bouts of hysterical, uncontrollable laughter. I was incapable of talking on the phone, yet I finally found a way to control myself to finish the conversation. The woman on the other end kept it together and was very professional and polite, although I could sense a big smile on her face as she spoke. 

 

When I finally got off the phone I thought how fortunate it is that we don’t always get what we ask for in life. I could just imagine a giant box of Imodium arriving at our front door or the cable company wondering why these two old ladies were calling them for a box of Imodium?

 

A lot of times we pray and ask God for things we believe we absolutely need or want, but later we are so happy he didn’t deliver exactly what we asked for or when we thought we needed it.

 

God knows us better than we know ourselves. Thank goodness he looks at our hearts and he sees our future. So he knows better than anyone what we need and what we don’t need. 

 

“And my God will meet all your needs according to the riches of his glory in Christ, Jesus.” Philippians 4:19 (NIV)

 

God has promised to meet all of our needs. So when we pray and repeatedly ask God for something that just doesn’t seem to come, we can take heart in knowing he would provide it if we really needed it. Perhaps it’s not the right time or you only think you need something. God sees the bigger picture and is able to supply all our needs. We just have to trust him to know what is best.  Take comfort in that knowledge. Otherwise, you could end up with a whole case of Imodium. 


(Excerpt from "Life is a Buffet But What is the Recipe? by Polly D. Boyette. All rights reserved. Copyright 2020 by Polly Boyette.)

Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Start Your Day Off With Laughter!

 

We're pleased to announce Polly's new book, "Life is a Buffet But What is the Recipe?" This book is guaranteed to start your year off with a smile, or better yet, laughing out loud. 

Have you ever wondered if there is a secret recipe for life but you just haven't discovered it yet? "Life is a Buffet But What is the Recipe?" shares my recipe for living the best life God has planned for you, even when you are facing unexpected events or a difficult season.

This book is filled with humorous stories and simple biblical teachings to illustrate there is a recipe for life and it also reminds us to look for humor in everyday life.

"Life is a Buffet But What is the Recipe?" is currently available for purchase on Amazon in paperback and e-book formats. It will also be available for direct purchase through us beginning January 18th, 2021. If you're interested in purchasing copies, just contact us with your information and whether or not you'd like your book(s) signed by Polly Boyette.

Start your day off with laughter!


Thursday, September 13, 2018

When One Screams, We All Scream!

Robbie and I used to be on a team at our church that provided meals to families going through difficult seasons like illness or injury. It’s so rewarding to just take the focus from yourself and your own problems.  

I remember I had prepared a meal for a woman in our church who was going through treatments for cancer. It seems like a small thing to do for someone battling cancer, but she had a family with young children so it was just one less thing she had to worry about.

I cooked a large chicken potpie that would feed her whole family. Robbie and I delivered it to them early that evening. We spoke briefly to the family and let them know we were standing with them in prayer and went on our way back to the car. We smiled and waved at a couple of the kids looking out the window at us as we got into our car. I got in first on the driver’s side and then unlocked the door for Robbie to get in. However, as soon as Robbie got into the car I saw a huge brown spider just sitting on her shoulder. I guess he decided to hitch a ride to somewhere he really needed to go but there was no way I was going to give him a lift anywhere.

I have to tell you, I hate spiders, bugs, snakes and any kind of creepy, crawly thing.  I know God created them, if for no other reason but to watch me run away screaming, waving my arms in the air. I lose full control when I’m in the presence of these creatures and anything is bound to happen. 

As soon as I saw the gigantic spider perched on Robbie’s shoulder I let out a scream that could be heard throughout the neighborhood. Robbie, without actually knowing why, also let out a huge scream. She didn’t understand why we were screaming, but she assumed something bad was happening and so she joined in the scream fest immediately. 

My first instinct is usually to run away when I see a spider, but as I was in the car and eyeball to eyeball with the hairy beast, I decided to be brave and fight. So I used what was in my hand at the time, the car keys, and started beating the spider as hard as I could. This made Robbie start screaming even louder. She knew something terrible was threatening us, but she wasn’t sure what.

As I steadily whacked away at Robbie’s shoulder, she began to grab the car handle to escape, but in all of the excitement I had hit the childproof lock on the door. She was trapped in the car with a mad woman who was beating her with car keys.  No matter how hard she pulled on the door handle the car door wouldn’t open. 

Now you have to imagine how all of this looked from outside the car, specifically to the neighbors staring out the window at us. Here we had just delivered a meal to them, told them we were praying for them, smiled and waved. Then, as soon as we got in the car, I started screaming and beating Robbie with the car keys. Robbie is screaming and trying to get out of the car as if she’s trying to escape a monster.  What were they thinking about us? 

Finally, the car door somehow opened for Robbie and she jumped out of the car, but I also jumped out of the car and chased her around the car. I wanted to make sure the spider was dead, baby. At this point the neighbors were locking their door to make sure I didn’t take a run at them. It’s a wonder they didn’t call the police and tell them a mad woman was on the loose chasing another woman around the car. They probably thought I was trying to kill her.

Suddenly I came to my senses and stopped beating Robbie with the keys. The spider was nowhere to be found in or out of the car. Of course, by now he was obliterated to a million pieces. He was no more. The threat was gone and the area had been secured.

Robbie and I got back in the car, waved goodbye to the family once again, because they were all staring out the window at us now, and headed home. The next day when Robbie awoke she walked into the living room holding her shoulder.

“I’m so sore,” she said.

Then she remembered she was sore because she had been beaten with car keys the day before.

“Do me a favor,” said Robbie. “The next time you see a spider, just run away. Don’t try to destroy it, especially if it’s anywhere on or near me.”

I apologized but I knew I wouldn’t be able to accommodate Robbie’s request. Spiders must be destroyed on sight. There’s just no other solution.

The spider was certainly an unexpected part of our day. He just appeared out of nowhere and changed a quiet, peaceful evening into chaos and terror. Life can change quickly and so can our circumstances. We have to be battle ready at all times. When the enemy pops up in the middle of our day we have to be prepared to take him out without hesitation.

“God is strong, and he wants you to be strong. So take everything the Master has set out for you, well-made weapons of the best materials. And put them to use so that you will be able to stand up to everything the devil throws your way. This is no afternoon athletic contest that we’ll walk away from and forget about in a couple of hours. This is for keeps, a life-or-death right to the finish against the devil and all his angels.” Ephesians 6:10 (MSG) 

We must always be prepared to do battle with the enemy because he can show up at any given time, especially when you’re doing something for God. His whole aim and purpose is to kill, steal and destroy. But if we determine that we will battle through our circumstances, problems, and unexpected events in life, we will have a reward in the end that will make it all worthwhile.

“Here’s the reward I have for every conqueror, everyone who keeps at it, refusing to give up: You’ll rule the nations, your Shepherd-King rules as firm as an iron staff, their resistance fragile as clay pots. This was the gift my Father gave me; I pass it along to you—and with it, the Morning Star!” Revelation 2:26 (MSG)

Don’t back down or give up when hardships or unexpected interruptions occur in your journey. Fight back with the weapons you’ve been given. Make sure you know and understand who you are in Christ. Make no mistake. We are battling from a place of victory. We’ve already won and that makes the daily battles even easier to fight. And don’t forget. God fights right along side of you. You are not fighting alone. When you feel like you are weak and can no longer stand against the enemy, don’t fret. God will fight your battles for you. He is strong in our weakness.

Don’t let the enemy get a foothold in your life and hitch a ride on your journey. Be strong and courageous. Fight back!







Thursday, October 13, 2016

Excuse Me, But Do You Drive a White SUV?


Did you ever have one of those mornings? The kind that seems to start off well, but then goes downhill from there? That’s what happened to me one Sunday morning while I was serving at church.

I’ve been attending my church for 23 years. If it’s Sunday morning, I’m usually pulling into the parking lot around 8:30 am and heading in to serve on a team. On this particular morning I was serving as a greeter, one of my favorite jobs. I love being the first person to smile and say good morning to someone who may or may not actually be having a good morning. It sets the tone for the rest of the service for that person entering the doors of the church. They see a smiling face, and hopefully, that encourages them to smile, even if it’s a struggle. So to me, it’s a very important job.

I’m not a morning person at all. I never have been. I’m a night person. I come alive around 4 pm. It’s my favorite time of day. So when I have to start off my day early, I’m usually rushing to arrive on time. My eyes may be open when I arrive, but inside I may be sound asleep. On this particular morning I was rushing a bit as I pulled into the church parking lot. Because, as greeters, we stand on the doors through part of the worship service we have to grab seats before service starts. Robbie and I were discussing how many seats to save for our friends. Because we arrive early to church we are the official “seat savers.” You may be one of these too. Sometimes we get a last minute text asking us to save someone a seat, so it can be a challenge to decide how many we should save, do we have something we can use to save seats, etc. So as we were getting out of the car, Robbie and I were deep into discussing how many jackets should we grab from the back of the car to use for saving seats. Apparently there was some disagreement about seats that morning, I’m not quite sure, but I know it was the topic of the hour.

We finally made a decision and walked inside the church and Robbie scurried off to save the seats. I assigned this job to her because she does it so well. I ran off to get into place to begin greeting those arriving for the morning church service. Once Robbie got the seat saving task taken care of, she too ran to stand on her assigned door to begin greeting.

After about 10 minutes or so a lady in our church walked up to me and asked, “Do you drive a white SUV?”

“Yes,” I answered.

“Someone just told me you left your car running in the parking lot.”

This is one of those moments when you don’t quite grasp what the other person is saying. So I just gave her a blank stare before answering.

“Did you say my car is running? You mean like, right now it’s running?” I asked.

“Yes,” she responded. “I’ve done that before. Is it a keyless starter?”

“Um, no it’s not,” I answered. I was still standing at the door in disbelief.

“Maybe you’d better go and check on it,” she said. “I’ll stand on your door while you go.”

“Oh, OK. Thanks!

I took off running to where Robbie was greeting. Why, I do not know.

“Robbie, do you have the keys to the car?” I asked. “Apparently we left the car running in the parking lot. Quick, give me the keys so I can go turn it off.”
Now this statement made absolutely no sense, which Robbie was happy to point out to me.

“Um, if the car is running the keys must still be in the car. I wouldn’t have them,” Robbie cleverly responded.

With this revelation, I dashed out of the church past people laughing and pointing. Apparently, word had spread quickly about our running car. I guess we were the only ones who were not aware we had forgotten to turn off the car when we jumped out that morning.

Robbie decided to take off running behind me to see for herself. There we were; running like maniacs to the parking lot, hair flying, mouths open, arms waving. We were a sight to behold.

When I arrived at the car I was praying the door wasn’t locked. (I have also left a car running with the keys locked inside, but that’s another story.) Fortunately, the door was not locked and I could get inside to turn off the motor. But then I noticed something else. The windshield wipers were running as well. However, it wasn’t raining. How or why I ended up turning on the windshield wipers, I have no idea. It was a mystery.

How could two of us walk away from a running car, with the windshield wipers flipping back and forth and neither of us notice at all? What’s two times zero?
I was speechless.

We went back inside to resume our greeting jobs, while others laughed and pointed at us for the rest of the morning. Apparently, one of the parking lot attendants noticed the running car, told a security person who told a woman who knew we drove a white SUV. So a lot of people knew before we did and it made for an entertaining moment when two frantic ladies bolted out of the church in a sheer panic, running to rescue our car. We had a good laugh ourselves. It was just one more of those funny things we could add to our list of embarrassing moments.

Have you ever had one of those moments of forgetfulness? You get busy or your mind is on a hundred other things and your brain starts operating on cruise. You actually forget to do the basic things that you do every day, like turn off the engine to the car. These moments can be hilarious, but they can also be dangerous. Sometimes we can get so busy we forget the one we serve; we forget God’s commands and we forget to trust him for our needs and desires.

“Good friend, don’t forget all I’ve taught you; take to heart my commands. They’ll help you live a long, long time, a long life lived full and well.” Proverbs 3:1-2 (MSG)

Forgetting some things can be harmless, but when we forget to put God first and to trust him for our needs, then we are treading on dangerous ground. Remembering God and acknowledging him in all things is the key to a long, well-lived life.

We spend so much time trying to figure out how to live the best life and to provide the best life for our family by staying busy, piling on more and more, focusing on minor things and forgetting about the major things in life. But none of these are the answer to an abundant life. Keeping God the center of your life is the only answer. If we remember him, he will always remember us and provide for us.


A car left running in the parking lot isn’t taking you anywhere. You have to get behind the wheel and put it in gear. You have to let the car do what it is designed to do, take you places. Having God in your life, but never letting him operate in your life is just as useless. Allowing God to be in the center of your life will take you places you never dreamed you’d go. You can’t afford to forget about him.

Monday, October 3, 2016

A New Season

I’ve had many seasons in my life; some wonderful and some I thought would never end. Sometimes I felt God was right beside me and other times I thought he had forgotten all about me. We all experience these different, ever-changing seasons. They are part of life. The truth is God’s presence doesn’t change. He is always right there beside us, but we may not always realize it at the time. Often we don’t realize how present God was in our season until it passes.

We experienced a very difficult season that I thought would never end. My sister, Robin and I took care of our mom for 25 years. She lived with us so she was right smack dab in the middle of our lives.  She slowly developed dementia and caring for her became more and more difficult. Sometimes she would be an angel and other times she would say very hurtful things to us. I didn’t realize at the time that it was the disease and not Mom saying those things. I took it personally and really struggled with her stinging words. I would have conversations with God, telling him I didn’t believe she even loved us any more, even though we did everything possible to care for her. I guess I just vented to him instead of praying, but he was silent most of the time. I’m not even sure what I wanted to hear him say, but he just let me pour out my heart to him every night.
I felt my life was slipping away at times and that God was distant and uncaring. I wanted him to wave a magic wand and make everything easy and comfortable. Sometimes I felt anger, resentment, and even numbness. I wondered how such a loving and caring God could be so distant and detached from what we were walking through. I finally resigned myself to repeatedly praying for peace and joy in our home because it had somehow gone missing over the years. I clung to worship in our church because it was my source of strength to face the unknown.

I remember one morning waking up tired and just not ready to face the day. I took off my clothes and stepped into the shower with my eyes still closed. I just didn’t feel 100%. As I showered I began to pray, trying to pump myself up. I remembered a verse in Romans 8:30, “No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us.” (NIV). I started repeating to myself “I am more than a conqueror.” However, I didn’t feel anything like a conqueror at that moment. Then, as I looked down, I noticed I was still wearing my bedroom slippers. They were sopping wet. I had to laugh out loud. Yeah, I was more than a conqueror.

It’s been four years now since our mom went to be with the Lord. We miss her terribly. But we know she is in a place where she will never have to face sickness again. Her journey is just beginning and never ending.

Now we are in a new season and just recently Robin and I were talking about how hard those years were, but how we can see God’s hand in everything we walked through. Those times we thought he was distant and cold, it turned out he was working on our behalf. We traded stories back and forth about God’s faithfulness in all of it. Why didn’t we see it before? He was there all along, right in the middle of it all.  He gave us strength we didn’t have and favor to open the doors that were closed when searching for options for Mom’s care. Now I can see that he was not distant at all in that season, but very close.

I’m reminded every morning of those prayers I prayed for peace and joy that seemingly fell flat. Every morning when I get out of bed I walk to the front of the house and look out of the windows to a beautiful lake. I stare and thank God for his strength, peace and faithfulness. I take a deep breath and feel a sense of calm and joy. Without fail I look out over the beautiful, peaceful view and recall Ephesians 3:20: “Now to him who is able to do immeasurably more than we ask or imagine, according to his power that is at work within us.” (MSG) Even when we have friends over they often comment that they feel such a great sense of peace in our home. Now I understand I can trust him through any season, whether good or bad.


No matter what the changing seasons bring, we can rely on the fact that God’s ability doesn’t change. He is always able to do more than we can ask or imagine and his power is always at work within us, even when we don’t feel powerful.  He walks through every season with us no matter what it may bring. It’s in his strength that we are more than conquerors, even when we find ourselves standing in the shower wearing nothing but our soaking wet bedroom slippers.